Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
You have run out of class mates my kind sir, what now?
I AM NO MAN
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”